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Politia vegheste iarba

din Jurnalul National

In sfarsit, traficantii (THE traficantii, adica) au fost prinsi! Brigada de Combatere a Crimei Organizate si Coruptiei a descins in forta in comuna Ruginoasa, pe capul traficantilor rai de droguri grele, care isi imaginau ca fiind pe tarlaua personala in tara asta, cultivau plante halucinogene pe arii largi. Cu date exacte, sotii Filip – nea’ Gheorghe si nevasta – care au 80 de ani (fiecare, nu impreuna!) cresteau in mod criminal canepa. Sau haldan, cum ii spun ei.

Simpatica e doamna, tanti Filip cum s-ar spune: “Noi cand i-am vazut ne-am predat, n-am mai zis nimic”. Oamenii se laudau ca ei cresc haldanul din seminte de la CAP, si ii ajuta toamna sa lege papusoiul. Iar explicatia lor e pe cat de simpla, pe atat de logica: “Fiind canepa de la Colectiv, ma gandesc ca Ceausescu o fi adus-o din strainatate. Ca de cand m-am pomenit, haldanul n-a facut nici un rau”. A, si politistii i-au dat lu’ nea’ Gheorghe sa citeasca legea… din pacate, nea’ Gheorghe nu stie sa citeasca…

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    Eliza   •  

    Şi acuma ce-or mai fuma nepoţii leliucii şi bădiucului?


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    Andrei Crivat   •  

    carpati, ca si pana acum :) da’ e geniala lelea – ne-am predat, n-am mai zis nimic…:)


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    Darius   •  

    Aveau tricouri cu Puta Madre Traficante? Hăhăhăhă!


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